The Funniest Way to Start the Week Here's One That Won't Bring Any Relief for the Kirk

Evening TimesMay 27, 2009

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MY PAL'S gearing up for summer, most of which will be spent at his mobile home on the Bonnie Banks. And this year he has the answer to all those uninvited mobilers who like to invade his peace. A new sign on his door will inform visitors: "Scottish Christian Coalition - pray enter".

My pal has an ingrained disregard for religion. He'll only get through the Pearly Gates with a celestial crowbar. He doesn't believe the Bible, although he says you have to admire the person who typed it.

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The Funniest Way to Start the Week Here's One That Won't Bring Any Relief for the Kirk

He does believe religious wars are about two sides killing each other to see who has the better imaginary friend. And if that imaginary friend doesn't destroy...

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