Summary
TRACKIES ironed, ponytail through the baseball cap, team-top fresh to last a fortnight. Don't'cha just love the Glasgow Fair . . . when bags are packed and brains left behind. There is nothing quite like the Scots tourist heading abroad.
That is unless they're from Wales and end up in Turkey instead of Lanzarote, like the Coray family from Cardiff. It's an easy mistake to make: all airports, especially foreign ones, look alike. Even if they spell the names differently;See the full content of this document
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Fair Fortnight Is a Passport to the Holiday From Hell Never Lost for Words
as in B.O.D.R.U.M. and A.R.R.E.C.I.F.E.
Not that I should talk, last year my father managed to fly from Bangkok to Chiang ...See the full content of this document
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